When eating ice cream it is not typical to think of new ways to enjoy it. But perhaps one could use a different spoon, or maybe let the sides of the bowl or container warm up a bit first in order to make the ice cream more creamy. Timing is of course an issue, as one cannot let it all melt, and one does not want to hurry it down, lest one not be able to enjoy the taste and texture. So there are some rules that apply to the eating of ice cream, violation of which lowers the overall experience.
For those who worship the female triangle, its warmth, its texture, its aroma, and its taste, the same sort of rules apply, and this book details these rules, without the clinical overtones that are sometimes encountered in literature and film on the subject. Even those seasoned in the art of pleasuring the triangle can always gain from advice. There may be different angles to pursue, as one maps out the geometry of the triangle, with the intent always of bringing its bearer to that blissful end state characterized by distinct auditory tones and bodily writhing.
Whether the triangle is decorated or not, the author invites its worshipper to take due diligence in its care, knowing though that health and pleasure do not have to be antonyms, and that each triangle has its own distinct characteristics, giving unique pleasure to both involved. The clock plays a role of course. Timing can be delicate and highly variable, and experience works wonders. In general, one is to walk slowly at first: just a stroll. The circumstances will determine the rate, whether one backs off or moves forward with determination. Its bearer will send the signals to this end, but the author gives hints on how to read these. And just like good ice cream, one cannot help but to clean the bowl. |